09 June 2010

Instead of homework: BLOG!

We got out yearbooks today. Since freshman year, I've been using these things with the mentality that my kids will look at them years for now. So I'm trying to keep it in good condition with limited people writing stupid stuff.


Most of all though, I hate people who write "HAGS." Stands for "Have A Good Summer." It might as well say "I honestly don't care about you enough to write something interesting. I'm only signing yours so you can sign mine, and I'll feel special."





Made by yours truly.

I've been on Photoshop a lot after downloading it, and a keygen. I'm learning new stuff every day. I love it. After learning how to recolor photos, I'm feeling oddly powerful. I can change a picture so something entirely different could be happening. Instead of a nice hug, people could be ready to STAB one another. If I could change a picture... what's stopping me from changing history? Simple photos, edited to make the past a completely different event! I could cause chaos!

Or I could cause order. I could manipulate the public into believing MY history. Making them afraid of anything different. I could make them hate capitalists and rich men and TOP HATS. I could make them completely dependent on the government. A single party government in which the only party IS The Party. The figurehead of the entire scheme could be a simple facade, a made up person, that WATCHES over you. Watching your every move. Sort of like a Big Brother... Oh. Woops guys. Someone already did that. My bad.

2 Ramblings:

Isaac said...

My intense fear of you becoming a socialist dictator aside, I hate that too. That why this year I have a special certificate that Im taping into the back of everyone's yearbook. You'll just have to track me down to get one too...

grey angel said...

When reading the last paragraph, I was going to comment that someone already did that too.
Beat me to it!