Lewis in Wonderland: VOLUME 2

Before I begin Volumes two of my note-worthy visions, I want to apologize for this past week of inactivity on my part. I blame the new Pokemon game, that has been robbing me of my free time.

Beavers in Theatre

The dream begins with lil' ol' me walking along in a spooky hotel. I was the only one in the hallway at the time. I look over at the elevator as it opened to reveal a torrent of dark blood rushing straight for myself.* Just before the tidal wave of crimson liquid reached me, Tomo Takino** tackled me too the side. The blood, continued along it's unrealistically and somehow endless, straight path, not harming either of us. Tomo looks at me and says "Careful, kid! Don't you know that's ACID blood! There's GLASS in there too!" I look over, and sure enough, glass shards rode along with the tide of blood. Tomo goes on; "We have to get to that hallway! Across the river of BLOOD!" she says, over dramatically. "Here, I have these boots," she hold out two pairs of yellow rain boots, "they'll protect us from the acid, but be very careful not to get acid anywhere else." She walks cautiously to the still flowing river of acid-blood and poises, as if to to something dramatic... and falls face first, completely into the acid, and is swept away, probably dead.

I just stare, wondering what to do now. Isaac pops out from a doorway on my side of the hallway and says, "yeah, she had no idea what she was doing, c'mon." I follow Isaac through the doorway. Through the door, Isaac begins to put on a giant beaver suit. He points to the other on the ground and tells me to put it on. We walks down a ridiculously long hallway, in uncomfortable beaver suits, mind you, until we happen upon a glass door. It was perfectly transparent, yet despite this, I couldn't see through it. Isaac knocks on the door. A man with a headset and a clipboard opens the door, looking at us questioningly. Isaac says "we're the beaver exterminators." The man nods like it all made sense, and then put a look of terror on his face, as if he had figured it out. Isaac punches him in the gut, and the man passes out. Isaac pulls him over to the side, and goes to the next door. We open it, to find a ticket booth. We each buy one ticket, and we enter the next room, in which the high school play was about to be performed: Bells are Ringing. We sit down, with popcorn, and watch the show. Halfway through, I ask Isaac if he should be up there doing his job as techie. He waved his hand and shook his head and said "of course not, beavers can't be techies."I think that was the moral of the story...

YAY FOR ILLUSTRATIONS! Shitty MS PAINT illustrations! YAAYY!

*A reference to The Shining

**Tomo is very eccentric, weird, random, spontaneous, and not that bright in general