Lewis in wonderland part 3

The dream begins with none other than (the very handsome) seven year old me. I'm playing with a stretchable Monkey D. Luffy doll when meteors start crashing down around me. At first, I pay no heed to the exploding boulders, until one lands on my Monkey D. Luffy doll! I angerly scan the sky for the source of the meteors and locate a hovering saucer, just below the ozone layer (who knows how I knew that). I use my (somehow NOT destroyed anymore) Monkey D. Luffy doll, and stretch his arm all the way to the saucer, anchor the doll, and then do a badass quick run up thr stretched arm of the doll.

On the saucer, I make quick work of the central dome -typical in all extra terrestrial saucers- by ripping it straight off the entire ship. Inside, I find eight explosive devices sitting in the pilot seats. My first instinct was that I'd been tricked. I soon realized that the bombs were the actual aliens, piloting the ship. After my fear of immenant splodey subsided, they all exploded anyway.

I wake up (in my dream) on the couch in my house, midday. Relatives, friends and neighbors were all making amall talk in my house. As my frantic looking mom walks by, I grab her attention and ask her why so many people are here. In a quick, worried voice she responds with "It's one of the mandatory parties we have to throw! Hundreds of people are here! Nnnrrghyah!" Obviously stressed, she walks out.

The phone rings. I answer it to find Mike on the other end. He asks if we lost power over here. I tell him;"No, our world was taken over by bomb shaped aliens that force us to have large parties very often." Mike resonds with "Oh. That sucks."