Today, I hung out with Maria and Mike. Mike and I watched Tokyo Zombie, Maria came in for the last half of it. We proceeded into walking in the woods, watching Fraggle Rock, and other questionable things. It was a THUPER fun day, and soon after Mike left, Maria and I went to Caffe Lena, which is where I am at the moment. I was all excited to be able to work with Isaac again, but he's being all apathetic towards me, and generally meh. I know you're going to read this, Isaac, and think "Nuh-Uhh", but to that I say: Yuh-huh. We're not even halfway through the night though, so maybe things will change.
There's a bitch-lady at table number two, tonight. She's incredibly impatient, and annoying. We got into this whole tiff over me not knowing if the incredibly small amount of tapenade on the hummus plate had black or green olives. I told he I could check if she wanted, and she looks at me like I'm suddenly mentally handicapped and says in her nasally voice: "You'd better go check." Later on in the night, she asks for a spoon, even though she had nothing that required a spoon. This is while I'm knee deep in taking, and delivering orders, mind you. I continue on to the table next to me, and start taking her order. MID-SENTENCE, she promptly holds an empty glass out to me from the side. Flustered, I take it and look over. She has a look on her face like: "Since when were you allowed to start taking care of OTHER customers, asshole?" She asks for a re-fill and I accept, and go back to table 3's order. She interrupt AGAIN, to remind me she wants a spoon! No shit, granny! You just asked 60 seconds ago!
I take 3's order back to the kitchen, and deliver orders to these tableless people in-between 2 and 3. As I head in Bitch-granny's general direction with the order, she holds out her hands greedily for her water and spoon. When she realizes I'm not heading for her, she throws her arms up like "Jesus Christ! I asked for that water and spoon a whole TWO FUCKING MINUTES ago! I believe she thinks she amkes up for being a bitch when she recieved her order be saying (in her nasaly voice) "Thaaaank you Lewis."
The band tonight is wonderful though. There highly instrumental base, and are playing a wide variety of saying, hippie, powerful, wonderful music. Gballoi (The Prophet Band)
3 Ramblings:
I told you. Most people are generically assholes. We're just lucky because you don't get many assholes at a folk cafe :P
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I'd like to meet this "bitch granny." She sounds interesting.
She actually started being a decent lil' ol' lady after I posted that. I feel a little bad about that.
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