New Segment: LBW

So, I quit my Frsibee team. Like a QUITTER would. I'm just too lazy to run across the field over and over. I wasn't playing at all anyway. I just don't want Tara (team leader) to be all like "WHATSUPITCHOO" everyday. So I quit. I'll still GO there, and I'll definitely throw a frisbee around with anyone who wants to. But no running, cause I'm a lazy ass.

And Now it's time for our new segemnt called...

LEWIS BEING WEIRD

My new adventure/hobby/expiriment, at least for the day, will be putting air quotes on ENTIRLEY undeserving words and phrases during conversations. So I'll be talkin' and stuff to someone:

"So I was eating a 'salad' whehn I saw this news segment on that volcano."
"Wait... what?"

"You haven't heard about that volcano in Iceland?"
"No, the 'salad' thing. What's the 'salad'?"

"It's a salad, dude. What're you talking about?"

"Nevermind"

"Anyway, they said that, cause of the smoke n' stuff, the 'airports' will be closed fo-"
"Wait, WHAT!?"

It will be glorious. I don't really have much else to talk about... hmmm