Lewis in Wonderland Volume 1

This is a little segment of my blog that will most likely be a continuing thing. In all reality, I'll probably use it when I have nothing else to talk about it (if I can.)In Lewis in Wonderland, I'll be re-counting my dreams. I've found that the easiest way to do this is to talk about it like a movie, so I'll be saying things like "then it cut to" or "the camera pans up" and those sort of things. I will only be posting the interesting dreams, so don't worry about seeing this everyday. Alright, Allons-y!



We begin the dream with Isaac, driving a car, very fast and very crazily, the wrong way, down a highway. He's pretty much bugged out of his mind, and swerving all over. For some reason, Isaac still had his pony tail. Anyhow, I'm sitting in the passenger seat, frantically reading a map. In the back seat is Maria, and some woman who was never named or identified, so we will call her "Lady." Lady was very obviously pregnant and in labor. She was screaming all types of profanities and breathing heavily. Maria was next to the woman, attempting to keep her calm. We were all on our way to the hospital.

Isaac, for some reason, is drinking cup of coffee, after cup of coffee, from a coffee machine that was in the car and working somehow. I had gotten bored with the map, and started reading a book. Maria had gotten bored with helping Lady and was listening to music. Lady, annoyed by no one paying attention to her, was about to scream at us, but suddenly felt odd. She looked at her stomach to find a rather sudden, lack of a baby bump. Instead of freaking out, she says "It's OK guys, I'm not pregnant anymore!" Everyone gets excited except for Isaac. "Didn't you hear, Isaac, you can turn around now. She's not pregnant." Isaac looks at everyone dramatically (which is a bad thing to do while driving against heavy traffic) and says; "I know, but I am..." EVERYONE starts to freak out.

We show up at the hospital where Isaac is breathing heavily on one of those labor beds, with his legs in those holdy-uppy things. That's a technical term by the way. The doctor comes in, and when I try to explain what happened, the doctor holds up his hand and says "I know." The doctor (who we will now refer to as Doctor) goes to Lady and tells her that it still her baby, and that he sees this all the time. Then he goes to Isaac, tells him that he's fully dilated, and that he needs to push.

We're sorry for the missing scene here, but it would seem that my sub-conscious blocked out the portion of the story in which Isaac gives birth.

Here's where the story gets weird: Lady is holding her baby and thanking Isaac for giving birth to it. Suddenly, everyone realizes that I'm not there anymore! The baby looks at Lady and says "I'm sorry" and proceeds to unzip it's baby disguise to reveal ME. I somehow fit in the baby suit. Lady, devastated, asks where her baby is. Doctor walks back in and says "I'm right here, mom." Everyone realizes that Doctor only knew the situation because HE WAS the baby. And they hug and go home as mother and son.

That last part had so many plot-holes, I know. It hardly makes any sense, but don't blame me. That's how it worked out. The end

EDIT: I don't see how this would be related, but I also got a massive nose bleed last night. Are they linked? Probably not.